SUPER CRACKED PROGRAMMER
I build software, break games, and occasionally reality itself.
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Problems Solved
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Coffee Consumed
42
Life Universe Everything
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My Arsenal
Tools of mass construction (and occasional destruction)
Frontend
React
Next.js
TypeScript
Tailwind CSS
Chakra UI
UI Wizardry: 95/100
Backend
Spring Boot
Node.js
Python
REST APIs
GraphQL
Server Whispering: 92/100
Databases
MySQL
MongoDB
PostgreSQL
Redis
Firebase
Data Archaeology: 88/100
Special Powers
Bug Exorcism
Infinite Caffeine Absorption
Git Conflict Resolution
Stack Overflow Archaeology
Rubber Duck Consulting
Chaos Management: 99/100
Current Status
127.0.0.1
Home Sweet Home
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Sleep Not Found
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Git Commits Today
42°C
CPU Temperature (Coffee Cooled)
Featured Creations
Projects that didn't make me question my life choices
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Caffeinated
Code Coffee Calculator
Essential Developer Tool
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Calculate optimal coffee consumption for maximum coding productivity.
"Nobel Prize Committee still reviewing my groundbreaking caffeine-to-code ratio formula."
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Ready to turn your wildest software dreams into reality? Or just want to chat about the existential crisis of semicolons? I'm here for both.
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Cups of coffee consumed
(Still counting...)
24/7
Debugging availability
(Sleep is overrated)
100%
Passion for code
(No decimal places needed)
"First, solve the problem. Then, write the code. Finally, add the banana emoji."— Dillon Ansah, Professional Code Wrangler